Yatz

Overheard at a local Florida marina…

“Look at all deze yatz, who are deze people? How can so many people afford to own one of deze big boats, I mean, deze are yatz!  Look at dat one, “Our Inheritance” it says, and dat one, “Envy Me”, and dat one, “I Seas Youse”. Dese tings cost millions. Who are deze people? How can dere be so many freeking people with deze yatz? I don’t get it. Musta gone wrong somewhere, I don’t got no Yat.”